Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Luke in Dark Side Shocker!

LATE BREAKING NEWS: finally Luke's seen sense, and joined the dark side. Skywalker (23, Tatooine) had this to say "Well I thought about what master yoda said, all that jazz about the light side and the dark side, and then i thought to heck with it, the bad guys kick ass". Luke is looking forward to "kickin some serious Wookie ass" next week and plans on "opening a whole can of whoop ass" on the Endor moon towards the end of the year.