A Hero

Turner installs a vital patch to the dungeon

Our new CD in town

Giles Montgomery drops in to see what condition our condition is in.

Conversation of the day

Dom: "I ordered a cheeseburger"

Polish Waitress: "yees"

Dom: "Where's the cheese?"

Polish Waitress: "I'm sorry, we do not have any cheese... we only have cheese. Would you like?"

Dom: "Er yeah that would be perfect."

Waitress leaves (without burger).

-All Bar One

Is it raining out?

"outside it's raining but inside it's wet" - Steam, East 17


He survived


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Wood's Touch of Death

Quote of the day

"Oh no, I've sat on the wet sausage! now my bums all wet."

- Kieron